Photo stand-ins and other stuff that happened

20.36, Wednesday 22 Jan 2025

You know those big illustrated boards with holes in? You poke your face through and you have the body of a cartoon wizard or something, and someone takes a photo. You get them at the seaside and tourist destinations.

They don’t appear to have an official name.

Though Wikipedia says that one common name is a photo stand-in and boy is that article a wild ride.

POINT ONE:

The use of an image on a board that could be held up as a foreground below the chin was patented by Cassius Marcellus Coolidge in 1874.

Photo stand-ins came earlier than this version, but Coolidge’s success made them popular.

Who is Coolidge? ONLY THE DOGS PLAYING POKER DUDE.

Yes, I know. It gets better.

POINT TWO:

The earliest inspiration might be tourist attractions in 19th century Egypt, where a face hole was cut out of a sarcophagus and a sphinx statue (probably plaster reproductions) so that a photo can be taken where the tourist pretends to be a mummy or sphinx.

Who do we have a photo of, posing in an actual ancient sarcophagus in Cairo in 1894?

Well, here is ARCHDUKE FRANZ FERDINAND of Austria, handlebar moustache and all, pretending to be a mummy.

20 years later he was assassinated in Sarajevo and events dominoed over four weeks into the First World War.

What.


Art Spiegelman, cartoonist, author of the beautiful, harrowing, Pulitzer-prize winning graphic novel/memoir Maus about his father and the Holocaust, was also the inventor of Garbage Pail Kids.

Charlie Mingus, considered one of the greatest jazz musicians and composers in history, wrote a book on how to train your cat to use a human toilet.

These events are not even coincidences, there’s no acausal interconnectedness here. There is no moral to this story. It’s just a bunch of stuff that happened.

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