Dogs with thumbs would make you coffee, cats with thumbs would steal your car.
It feels true! But I wonder. Every so often I think about whether cats are Good or Evil. And last time I gave it much thought, I concluded that they don't have original sin. There is no eternal stain on the soul of cats, and therefore nothing against which they can be measured. They are without Heaven or Hell, they can be neither Good nor Evil (it is only we who interpret their actions one way or the other). Anyway, cats.