Wednesday means new Masochuticon, today from Rod:
'Let the water do the work', he said, as the hot water covered the dishes in the stainless steel sink. He thought this was an efficient way to do the hard bits of the washing up, but often they just sat there, a stack of oysters, the water losing heat until the forgotten crockery lay in a stone-cold sinkful. Then he'd have to empty and refill it, because everyone knows you shouldn't wash up in cold water.
Masochuticon #4 is Rod with Let the water do the work. Read.