You must to listen to this week's Inner Voices from Radio 4 while it's still available online (until mid next week). It's Stewart Lee doing Pea Green Boat, fifteen minutes on The Owl And The Pussycat. This link will only work for a week: Inner Voices in the BBC Radio Player.

I am an owl. The cat is a cat. We are not sailors, neither of us. Who sewed our tiny blue uniforms? Who fashioned my owl-sized beret? Who dressed us, against our will, as miniature mariners? [...] To distract me from my pain, I have been given a small guitar. Which I suppose would be some consolation if I had any fingers.

Listen. Is funny.