The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency [via As Above]. And Kevan is abolutely remarkable. He's only gone and written a zombie infection simulation: "With only a few simple rules for zombies and humans (zombies are slow and lurch towards other moving objects; humans are fast and turn around if they see a zombie), a nice amount of drama and advice emerges - the effectiveness of the zombie horde, the vulnerability of a panicked human crowd, the grim effectiveness of alleyway pincer movements, and - best of all - the importance of looking around corners". See for yourself.