Girls Are Pretty (April 15th entry) is still the second-best place on the entire www. "Also, I hope this doesn't fuck things up in some way, the way you can alter destiny bytime traveling. I'd hate to think that you'll end up underneath someone's moleberry tree and look down at the ground and see a whole mess of black and red and purple moleberries ground into the ground and you'll think "Oh shit, this is it. It's gonna happen right now" and then you'll run away or move too fast or something. If the kiss doesn't take place, we'll probably all end up all of a sudden being ruled by cats who know how to use phones".

(While you're there, scroll down to the April 3 entry, A Golden Glow Inside The Baby Day!. It's even better.)