"It was a sunny Sunday afternoon, I was halfway through replacing the lock on my front door, and would you believe it: I ran out of nand gates. Damn. The door build is broken and I've got to go out to the shops".

I don't know what it is about writing for Upsideclown but occassionally I lapse into a kind of idle sci-fi, near-future mundane events. And that's what's happened today, but who cares cos I enjoy it. Fresh today: The same old subroutine.