Announcing: Whelk. The best of Upsideclown.

Being: A book to celebrate 2 years and 200 articles. Or, to be specific: A 7" x 4 1/4" paperback, with gorgeous colour cover. Over 300 limited-edition pages of 84 of our best Upsideclowns, quality printed on genuine dead tree. Alternatively: Recycled content in a form you can leave in your bathroom. But actually, it's more exciting than that. A book! It's a real life old skool book! A paperback! Man, it's like the web never even existed! Don't you feel all tingly? Subversive? Dirty?

Oh, and. Whelk is On Sale Now.