So, Easter. That happy Friday where we kill and eat our god. And then, a couple of days later when he comes back "You can't kill me, puny mortal", etc, etc. But there's today, O! special day, O! day free from Big Brother peering over your shoulder saying Don't Do This, Don't Do That, No Thieving, No Lying, No Fun; O! day of casting off of yokes, of rising up triumphant over our creator. A godless day of freedom. We should celebrate this more than anything. Ding dong, the witch is dead.