11.48, Thursday 27 Dec 2001

Just because it's Christmas doesn't mean the Upsideclown will rest. Oh no. Not while James still has spleen to vent and bile to boil. "I'm fat from over-eating and knackered from yet another night on the town. But I'm still angry. Very very angry."

Today, from James: My drift's too hip to resist.

(In other news, Upsideclone is short of something to post tomorrow, so if the festive season has those creative juices bubbling, feel free to throw something along to submissions@upsideclone.com. We'll be happy to have ya.)