"Porn Pants! The answer to all of your lingerie dreams! They're the neon, black and white sparkly wisps of knickers (and they have matching padded bras, but they're only half the fun) that Linda Lovelace would be proud of."

George - sorry, Dr Georgina - introduces us all to the joys of Porn Pants in todays Upsideclown. Ooh, I think I might have to get myself a pair. Fun.