Serious Upsideclown today: "If the money spent on helping the homeless, rather than spent on agencies and workers and programmes, was simply divided up amongst them, they would each receive a lump sum of around seventy thousand pounds."

Neil's talking shop, fresh today, in Tsarina.

(Both Upsideclown and Upsideclone were updated last week and not mentioned here. 'clone is still on the front page; for 'clown check the archive.)