New at Upsideclown: "My uncle once told me a joke. That's not unusual in and of itself. My uncle had a better sense of humour than people generally gave him credit for. It's just that a cataract operation gone horribly wrong deprived him completely of his ability to see the funny side. But that's not really the point."

It's Dan up today, and it's a good one. I say I say I say, fresh today.

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