Question: What do "A larger flat", "Dry trousers", and "The power to rip birds from the sky with the electricity that leaps from my hands" have in common?

Answer: They're all listed at today's new Upsideclown, written by me donchaknow. And why are they all there? Because it's a list of Things I Don't Have, but wish I did. There are twenty-nine more.