11.10, Thursday 5 Jul 2001

"Everyone OK down there? Excellent. First off, apologies for interrupting your twice-weekly diet of thought-provoking nonsense; Jamie had composed a rather brilliant piece on thermodynamics in Hindu Germany, but that'll have to wait. The Lord wants a quick word in your collective shell-like."

Regular Upsideclown programming has been suspended for a special message. Jamie brings us A Letter from God.