Of course, the main thing about the UK Government Cabinet reshuffle is that the three most powerful politicians in the country (Blair, Brown, Blunkett) are collectively only 50% sighted. Eye am sure there's a joke here, but I just can't see it. And after making that comment, is it better to try and be funny, or just let it go? My, what a terrible double blind. My sense of [aqueous] humor is all but gone. Oh god, could these puns be any cornea? Etc.