Point 1: I had scary dreams about swordfights with goblins all night. Maybe not goblins, maybe just little men, but there were swords and blood and stabbing and it hurt quite a bit. Point 2: I'm scared of the dark, and barely being able to see without my glasses only makes it worse. Point 3: The lightbulb's gone in the bathroom.

Upshot: I showered this morning filled with abject terror. Not a great way to start the day.