Thursday's Upsideclown is brought to us by Jamie. Or rather, by Jamie's Form Teacher, Mr Morris: "As we come to the end of another term, I find myself presented with a number of differentiating reports from your son's various subject teachers. You will find them all enclosed - some make more enjoyable reading than others! - but there are some points to which I would like to draw your attention."
It's the end of term at Upsideclown: Reportage.