Your arse is the answer to so many of our questions. Where's my jacket? It's up your arse. Where shall I put this cup of tea? Up your arse. What can you do with that pathetic salary increase? Stick it up your arse.
Of arses, of things stuck up them, of how to count, and of finding truth. Presenting this Monday's Upsideclown: Up The Arse, Or Not At All. Enjoy.