You could have guessed there'd be fresh Upsideclown today, given it's a Thursday. But what you wouldn't have guessed is that it's my clown, and I'm discussing the nature of time, the invention thereof by the human brain, and how now - more than ever - it's extremely confused.

So time goes fast, slow, fast, slow, never at the right speed. And if, for a moment, it does go at the right speed, that's not going to last forever. So it's going too fast. You'll live your life alternately bored and frustrated, too bad. And from something you created too. Well done.

Learn what it's all about in today's Upsideclown: The increasing nonlinearity of time.