09.42, Thursday 8 Mar 2001

A new Thursday and dripping fresh Upsideclown of the classic style.

It's not really that I hate stupid people per se. They can be great company, they tend to be good for a laugh, and if they're attractive, female and single as well, all the better. There's something refreshing about a conscious lack of intelligence and a knowledge of one's own boundaries (take me for example - physically, I may not be Johnny Depp, but I make up for it with my sparkling wit, sexual charisma and hilarious anecdotes). I just don't like it when ignoramuses try and talk about things they clearly don't understand.

Jamie's Upsideclown, today, is Stupid, Stupid, Stupid.