09.04, Monday 26 Feb 2001

Victor is setting the world to rights in today's fresh Upsideclown: "Steven Katz, screenwriter for Shadow of the Vampire, has got it spot on. Vampires should be vampires. You can't have people pretending to be vampires if they're not. It's a gross infringement on self-definition".

Setting clear boundaries and definitions for the blood-drinking undead, in Goth's Dinner.