It's Monday, and time for fresh Upsideclown.

here's something else - when they said cardboard coffin, I'd sort of assumed that it would be your regular coffin, but made of a slightly more lightweight material - more environmentally friendly, sure, but essentially a black thing with a little bit of dignitas and when I arrive here's something that looks like it was last used to transport bottles of wine for fuck's sake it didn't even have that angular entasis, the outward swell to make a proper coffin shape, it was just rectangular

Dan assumes the position with a wandering and touching piece on crematoria, funerals, and all the rest: Smoke Signals.