Welcome to 2001, would you care to come in? It's Monday, and Mondays always (without fail) mean spanking fresh Upsideclown. Not only is there a new article on this the first day of the new year, but some last-minute rota shuffling meant that I got to write it. Fantastic. So in the spirit of the time, I've picked up some common predictions for the future, and pulled them to shreds. For example:
1. In the future sex is free and easy
I'd contend this isn't even a prediction, given the same is true today so long as you ask politely. And sex isn't difficult so long as either (a) you have a reasonable percentage of the full complement of limbs; or (b) your accomplice is on top.
I'm very pleased with it; I hope you'll be pleased too. So from today at Upsideclown you can read the new Six predictions for tomorrow (and why they're wrong). Enjoy.
Welcome to 2001, would you care to come in? It's Monday, and Mondays always (without fail) mean spanking fresh Upsideclown. Not only is there a new article on this the first day of the new year, but some last-minute rota shuffling meant that I got to write it. Fantastic. So in the spirit of the time, I've picked up some common predictions for the future, and pulled them to shreds. For example:
1. In the future sex is free and easy
I'd contend this isn't even a prediction, given the same is true today so long as you ask politely. And sex isn't difficult so long as either (a) you have a reasonable percentage of the full complement of limbs; or (b) your accomplice is on top.
I'm very pleased with it; I hope you'll be pleased too. So from today at Upsideclown you can read the new Six predictions for tomorrow (and why they're wrong). Enjoy.