Roll up, roll up for your fresh Upsideclown.

I left my advent calendar on the windowsill. The sun came out. Now a piece of chocolate that used to look like Santa is seeping from Homer Simpson's left eye.

Jamie isn't exactly in the festive spirit: fuck xmas.

Talking of which... Upsideclown will be running as normal over the festive season, which means you can pick up fresh clown both on Christmas and New Year's Day. Bloody hell, aren't we working hard?