Jamie brings us the Thursday Upsideclown.

I've come up with two theories, and I'm not sure which one's scarier. Either they're all ganging up on me, and there's a cocoon out there with my name on it, or a mass uprising is planned and I'm the only one who's twigged. Either way, I'm probably running out of time. I'd better bring you up to speed while I've got the chance.

It has to be said I'm getting a little concerned about the level of paranoia among the clowns, but Jamie's on to something big here. You'd better watch out: World-wide-web?