Monday means new Upsideclown:

Mice are very, very small. About three inches long. They are not six foot tall, nor do they walk on two legs nor wear a ringmaster's outfit (macabre features of the circus seem to haunt us). They are not anthropomorphic, nor are they entitled even to pretend to live their lives as humans.

Victor dissects the phenomenon (well, animal) that is the mouse, in Disney must die. Alright, alright, steady on there.