I'm such a useless slacker. Instead of working, I've spent all day writing this Mac program from 1994 in Perl because I couldn't find it on the web. (Okay, not all day. That bit of the day that remains after drinking tea and sitting on benches waiting for someone to arrive to make my car start. Bah.)
The phenomena are by their very nature contradictory. The reader should be careful to observe that, in so far as this expounds the necessary rules of our experience, the Ideal of human reason, so far as regards the discipline of pure reason and the things in themselves, should only be used as a canon for the Transcendental Deduction.
Today's complete waste of time: Random Kant. Enjoy (if you can).