07.40, Monday 24 Jul 2000

James brings us this Monday's Upsideclown:

I play games with street lamps. Is this because I am Grorg, mighty ancient Giant, finally emerged from my hidden magic Cave in the Andes, eon-dormant until awakened by cosmic alignment, and there is nothing I like more than trampling some Scandinavian hamlets, and plucking the edge of a bahn or two to play nocturnal pick-up-sticks at the summit of Table Mountain?

No, it is not.

I play games with street lamps, fresh today at Upsideclown.