I like monkeys. Other people don't. How do we meet in the middle? How do we resolve this conflict? Answer: put monkeys in their bed, monkeys up their nose. Stuff their pockets with monkeys. Monkeys for breakfast, monkeys for dinner. And keep on feeding them these fucking monkeys until they say "Okay, okay, just keep your damn monkeys!". That works. The moral of this story: disagreements are only in the mind.