21.52, Thursday 25 May 2000

Oh, Troma, where would we be without you? Our desktops would be considerably more boring without scantily-clad bloody women and the pit-shaving Tromettes. I was a big Troma fan without ever seeing any of their films for a long time, simply because they had one called 'A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell'. And then I saw it. And regardless of how exciting the summary may sound, the film is shit: A nymphoid who isn't a nymphomaniac, and two dinosaurs. Hell indeed.