11.27, Wednesday 22 Mar 2000

Design a Barbie to look just like you (and then buy it, obviously). Also: the only site aimed at children that uses the word 'contiguous' on its front page.
 
My Twin offers a similar service, but much more lifelike, and much much more terrifying.
 
And then of course there's Real Doll which really shouldn't be used for children. Unless they've got a really deep and early interest in biology (and willing to sacrifice their future sanity upon the bloodied altar of Freud).