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.txt: What's here?
There! There on the stair. Where on the stair? Right there!
A fucking mouse with clogs on, well I declare. Going clip, clippity-clop on the stair.
It's not difficult you know. It's not hard. Perhaps that's half the problem then... look, let me take you down to:
You don't need me to tell you where this goes, surely. It's just a matter to looking and thinking.
It's up to you to know your own body, just take time to explore one day. Have you got a mirror?
The term '.txt' is a quasihumourous technological reference to documents containing text only - vanilla ASCII if you like. This page, then, provides a kind of 'Index', or central meeting place for all these documents of textual origin.
Yes, poke your finger up there. Can you see what you're doing?
I collect my thoughts (and other people's) here, from time to time. You know, set the world to rights. I think everyone needs a little space like this. A little space just to sit and exclude everything else, just to relax, and contemplate.
That's right, extend your aura now, feel it contain you. Good, good... Notice how you can't really see or feel what's going on, but you're still willing to pay me £80 a session? Remarkable, isn't it? That's the miracle of New Age.
An essay on Quantum things
This has been the only essay I've ever had.
It's called 'Quantum mechanics, the measurement problem, and the nature of reality', and I can tell you now: it's bloody interesting. If you don't think so, you're obviously an Arts student. Or you actually have a life, one of the two.
Look here for true enlightenment
Ah, yes, James Ryan's PPE essays. Look, why shouldn't they be here? I know it's disgusting, but as you get older it's one of the things you get used to, I promise.
Yes, yes it IS normal, for all boys your age, don't worry.
Be here now
A moment ago, you clicked on a button, with a question mark on it. Do you remember?
Going by the general assumptions of cause and effect, when you pressed that button, you suddenly came here. Possibly, just possibly, these two events might be related, do you think? Yes.