Here I am, in my own house, no flatmates any longer, Es is at a show for a week, I'm completely on my own. And with the run of the place, look at what happens. While the cat's away, the mice cover the wall with post-its, preparing for a presentation.

(I say mice, I mean me. I figure that's obvious, but it's best to say, just in case I'm giving the impression I'm like the cobbler with the shoe-making elves. Only with mice. Who can do PowerPoint.)