19.30, Monday 8 Jul 2002

Firstly, Jamie's posted a new Upsideclown today and it's called Do you, er... haiku? Secondly, on Saturday July 27 (in just under three weeks), in London, we're having a party to celebrate 2 years and 200 articles. You're invited. And to celebrate Whelk, of course, but that's still "coming soon".