11.47, Monday 23 Jul 2001

"For some months now I have been aware of people looking at me differently, strangely. Perhaps it's the new glasses, the built-up shoes, the scarring. It could be any number of things."

New Upsideclown for a brand new week. Somebody's been asking Victor, You're not going to put this in a clown are you? (marks out of 10 included).